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Goat.

pixar into real life.



lmaoo.

Dreamin.

i dreamt of this thai high salad at my work last nite.
i mean its a bombie salad.
and the past 2 times that i worked i was planning to get it at the end of my shift.
but always decided against it cuz i didnt want to waste money.
hence my dream about ordering one and separating all the ingredients, i dont know why.
one futuristic day,
when good movies are redone horribly or fanastically twelve times over,
by then hopefully,
technology has reached the point of being able to visually record dreams
to have THOSE as blockbuster smash hits.
that would be amazing.
and may the best imagination and brain waves win.
cuz you really cant make up dreams.
unless you have lucid ones.
and lucid ones should only be comedy.
thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
im sure some twisted scary movies will arise.
then im sure some old hollywood ppl would remake ppls dreams into movies.
too bad it wouldnt be the same or real as the original.
tho tech can be super tech by then too.

shit. fuck.
who even knows we'll have movies til then.
quitchabitchin.

fin.

Shpeed.

everyone hates radio commercials.
well pretty much the radio itself is lame.
but i hate when youre hardly paying attention and you get sucked into listening to these ADHD ads about jibberjabber shit.

this one caught my attention:
"chevron balbhalhbalh asks everyone to slow down a bit to save YOU gas blahblah theres no rush to get anywhere blahbalhbvalh youre just gonna catch up with them at the next light balbahbalhba even on the highway when it says 65mph blahbalhbalhaba you can save 30-40 miles to your tank if you go 55mph blahbalhbalbha remember the turtle beat the rabbit in the race. lbahbahlba yeah think of it like that lbhalbhahhhahbahhh"

ARE YOU FOR REALS?!?!
WHYYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU SAYYY THATT!!!???

first of all DONT YOU gASS COMPANIES WANT MINIONS TO BURN THRU YOUR CHEAP GAS??
second that is just gonna unleash the road ragers more that burn that "extra" gas your saving. thatll cause accidents and suicides.
last of all, i dont mind ppl doing the speed limit at the appropriate time and LANE. but going UNDER the number written... fuck you asshole. ride a fucking bike if you wanna go 25mph and save gas.