I've been naughty.

im totally binge-splurging right now.
its bad.

but i think im done.......
i have to be.

alls im hoping
is that they ship me the last bikini of my size
cuz right now the site says its out.
and my order status says n/a
however when i PLACED THE ORDER it was instock.
butterknuckles....
and then of course
i went anal and called customer service to check up on it.
didnt really settle cuz they apparently hire 16yr old attitudy girls to handle that.
but she said she sees nothing wrong with the order.
but they will call if there was?
:|
and then i reallllllllllly realllllyyyyy hope
my size 5.5 foot is a betseyville 5.5 shoe....
thank god for the free overnight shipping.
itll be here wed....





*holding breath til all packages arrive*



oooh the joy and pains of shopping online....





WHY THE HELL AM I STILL AWAKE...
DAMN YOU INTERVENTION..................

Ideas.

come on...... i cant caption ALL these costumes...
but i can tell you im rofl...

Noticed.

ive came to realize that for quite some time me and james had transitioned into those couples that like to talk to random folks when we go out.
traditionally when couples first form,
they go out but they go out to be with themselves.
nowadays conversations are quite intriguing/interesting when the right strangers chime in.
yesterday at this random sushi bar we went into to just drink,
sat next to this man and told us about this cold sake he drinks.
gave us a sample.
and by golly... the smoothest clean sake ive tasted.
hence the 40 bucks a bottle.
he described it as "raindrops off mt fiji".
somewhere along those lines...
hahahaha
then he informed us that that joint stays open til 4 on sats.
and this other fine dining steakhouse in LA thats opened 24hrs.
as well as this tequilla bar we should try out on sunset.
lol.
i dont know i thought its neat when strangers to strangers can be so informative in an unexpecting way.
i think all we told him is that simi is a dead zone.
hahahahhaaha
i also think its funny how situations like that,
you tend to introduce yourselves after the convo is pretty much over.
ever notice that?

anywho

http://www.pacificdiningcar.com
definitely somewhere i am planning to splurge on one of these 3ams...
bombee.

http://www.malorestaurant.com/
if i ever needed a crrrazy night out.

Wants continued.

SERIOUSLY
one of the gay reasons we've avoided the "hip hop" scene....
whatta buzzkill....
shyehface.

Wants right now.

wanting it to be sunday so i can use this 25% off coupon from active cuz ive already picked out 4 effing cute items that are already 60% off.
wanting to go watch wicked out on a limb this weekend. (prob wont happen)
wanting to go to the beach cuz summer apparently will never leave.
wanting to throw down some cold beer this whole weekend.
wanting to give my brother his chuck norris book i got for his bday.
wanting a mild chemical peel with an hour long massage and eye brows waxed.
wanting nail polish that will NEVER EVER chip. well at least the whole first week.
wanting to be in and over school already.
wanting someone else to wash, scratch that, detail my car.

fucking someone GIVEME!!
:|

at least its m'fucken fridayyy!!!!!!
thats definitely goings on.

TV = EVIL

cannot stop.
can no one stop me.
its drugs right now.

rachael zoe.
i love money.
91210.

i would say the only quality show im watching is project runway...
and intervention.

please dont play paris bff a zillion times....

i REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY need to start watching some good old fashion sitcoms or shows with plots.
james loves the fringe. prob dunk myself into that action....

santogold.

i REALLLLY didnt want to jump on this bandwagon.
i mean REALLLY against it from the getgo.
for billions of random reasons.
one being, the vibe i got thinking the record company threw her out there once they saw success with MIA.
but after being forced to watch that one converse commerical 192734 times.
then mtv and such keeps featuring her songs in shows...
my ear got hook to LES artistes.
and i wanted to hear more.
pirated it.
and i like it arot.
the music is fun.
gotta test it in the car rides tho....

kanye-lovelockdown.
i die.

nightcap.

hot chocolate made with milk.
1 teaspoon of codine.
pair of ear plugs.

makes the bedtime come reeaall early when youre livin in the banaga household.
niteynites!!

just like cowboy boots...

brass knuckles are sooooo out.
never liked them anyways.
like those razor blades...
so effing lame.

too bad the bro hoes and emofucks will keep them alive.
sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
:P

So.....

I can't wait to get lost so I can unlost myself.
And check for traffic.
And find places to eat with ease.
And hear all my new ringtones.
And find movie times wit two finger taps.
I am so in love it's disgusting I kno.
You'd be the same.
Trust :D

happiness...

is a warm gun.
With a iPhone in the other hand.
I am totally connected.
Expect random-er blogging.
Let the techology reign!!!

WTF?

http://www.aim.com/acronyms.adp

rooiigghhhtt....

HOLY fucks.

gimme gimme gimmmmmee!!!!

:|

I want to work for DIDDY!

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH REALITY SHOW FAIRY GODMOTHER
KICK KIM THE BUSTIN OUT OF HER SKIN FAT FUCK OFF THE SHOWWWW!!!
PUUUUU-LEEASSEEEEEEEEEEEE.
NO MOREEE


i swear...
if she survives the next episode.
youre fucking cut off diddy.
mtv/vh1 hog.

ps.
i got a new jobbo.
:)

Bonjour Paris!

we miss you...

BY FAR THE BEST YOUTUBE VID!

we can go on and on and onnnnn with this videoo...

Goat.

pixar into real life.



lmaoo.

Dreamin.

i dreamt of this thai high salad at my work last nite.
i mean its a bombie salad.
and the past 2 times that i worked i was planning to get it at the end of my shift.
but always decided against it cuz i didnt want to waste money.
hence my dream about ordering one and separating all the ingredients, i dont know why.
one futuristic day,
when good movies are redone horribly or fanastically twelve times over,
by then hopefully,
technology has reached the point of being able to visually record dreams
to have THOSE as blockbuster smash hits.
that would be amazing.
and may the best imagination and brain waves win.
cuz you really cant make up dreams.
unless you have lucid ones.
and lucid ones should only be comedy.
thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
im sure some twisted scary movies will arise.
then im sure some old hollywood ppl would remake ppls dreams into movies.
too bad it wouldnt be the same or real as the original.
tho tech can be super tech by then too.

shit. fuck.
who even knows we'll have movies til then.
quitchabitchin.

fin.

Shpeed.

everyone hates radio commercials.
well pretty much the radio itself is lame.
but i hate when youre hardly paying attention and you get sucked into listening to these ADHD ads about jibberjabber shit.

this one caught my attention:
"chevron balbhalhbalh asks everyone to slow down a bit to save YOU gas blahblah theres no rush to get anywhere blahbalhbvalh youre just gonna catch up with them at the next light balbahbalhba even on the highway when it says 65mph blahbalhbalhaba you can save 30-40 miles to your tank if you go 55mph blahbalhbalbha remember the turtle beat the rabbit in the race. lbahbahlba yeah think of it like that lbhalbhahhhahbahhh"

ARE YOU FOR REALS?!?!
WHYYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU SAYYY THATT!!!???

first of all DONT YOU gASS COMPANIES WANT MINIONS TO BURN THRU YOUR CHEAP GAS??
second that is just gonna unleash the road ragers more that burn that "extra" gas your saving. thatll cause accidents and suicides.
last of all, i dont mind ppl doing the speed limit at the appropriate time and LANE. but going UNDER the number written... fuck you asshole. ride a fucking bike if you wanna go 25mph and save gas.