Tuesday, June 10, 2008

lemmesee.

cougars have been intense the past 2 times at bars with james.
i have a tattoo consultation with twelve that im pretty psyched about.
james got his stimulus check.
i still have not. :T
finding the old school photo booths at winnetka theater was a sheer pleasant surprise.
limon has a dj that plays music no one will get hype over.
aka sucks balls.
getting away with a 502 [drunk driving]. luckyfuckingduck.
east coast ABDC sucks so amazingly bad.
boomer and lucys squeaky toy squeaking the tune of "FLAVA FLAV"
riding bikes to vons for snacks with james.
a birthday card with old couples with the woman saying "super size me" to her husbands dong.

here are ALL the reasons why i HATED and BOOED "the strangers":
-in the beginning the girl on the 911 call "jordin"? or what is a boy? i dont know. NO RELEVANCE to the movie. makes you THINK its a blood bath. but it really wasnt.
-why would you bring your gf who said NO to your proposal to the summer home where you set up a whole romantic evening with rose petals and candles? theres no celebration going on. GO THE FUCK HOME SEPARATELY!
-its 4 in the morning. fuck her smokes. go to bed.
-USE THE CELL PHONE WHILE ITS CHARGING. just a thought?
-couldnt SMELL a plastic phone burning in the fire?
-if someone FREAKY like that keeps coming to your house, LEAVE ASAP??
-should have LEFT right when the bf comes back from buying you smokes??
-why didnt you call 911 before calling your bf??
-why search the whole house wasting time of your life?
-WHY GO OUT THERE TO TALK TO THE CRAZY GIRL ALONE?
-how can the guy have no idea how to use a gun/shotgun but the girl knew how to load it and everything?
-how did the masked guy dodge a shotgun 4 ft away from him?
-why didnt you run the masked guy over with your VEHICLE thats just standing in front of you WITH NO WEAPONS instead of sitting in the car getting rear ended with a truck?
-why didnt you try to shoot the driver in the truck??
-why keep going back into the house??
-why try going to the BARN with an OLD SCHOOL radio??? FOREALS?
-WHY DIDNT THEY TRY RUNNING DOWN THE ST??
-WHY DID ALL THE MASKED PPL HAVE NINJA SHOES THAT NEVER MADE A NOISE??
-WHY DIDNT THE GIRL PUT ON SOME FUCKING SHOES????
-WHY WAS SHE CRAWLING IN THE LIGHT?
-IF SHE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO USE THE OLD RADIO, WHY GO AND TRY??
-WHY DIDNT THEIR FRIEND WHO CAME TO PICK UP THE BF CALL 911 AFTER SEEING THE SMASHED CAR, AXED UP FRONT DOOR, WITH THE RECORD PLAYER BLASTING??
-WHY DIDNT HE TURN OFF THE RECORD PLAYER AND YELLED OUT "HELLO WHATS GOING ON HERE? SHOULD I CALL THE POLICE???"
-instead the bf blew off his head cuz he was sneaking around the house. idiot.
-WHY DIDNT THE COUPLES SEARCH HIS BODY FOR A PHONE OR HIS CAR KEYS AFTER HE DIED?? HE OBVIOUSLY DIDNT FLY THERE.
-WHY DIDNT THE GIRL GRAB SOME CAN FOODS AND START CHUCKING IT AT THEM WHILE SHE WAS IN THE PANTRY?
-WHY DIDNT THEY LOCK THEMSELVES IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE SHOTTY AND WAIT WITH EVERY WEAPON THEY COULD FIND?
-THEY SHOULD HAVE THROWN HOMEMADE COCKTAILS AT THEM WHILE THEY STOOD IN THE FRONT YARD.
-THOSE "KILLERS" ONLY WEAPON WAS AN AXE.
-THE GF GRABBED A PUMPKIN CARVER COMPARED TO THE MASKED GIRLS KITCHEN KNIFE.
-WHY DID THE KIDS WALK AROUND A CRIME SCENE WITHOUT RUNNING FOR HELP.
-WHY DID IT END WITH THE GF LYING THERE STABBED ALL OVER WAKE UP AND SCREAMED WHEN THE KID WAS REACHING OVER HER??

fucking gadddammn.......... SOO MANY CHANCES FOR THEM TO LIVE BUT NO. they wanted to die. i would have set the whole house on fire ran as far away and waited for police/firefighters/help to arrive. fucking duh.

whoever the director was...
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??
shoulda went straight to dvd asshole.

why wont speilburg or lucus or micheal bay make a scary horrific shit your pants for 3 weeks after the movie movie???????????????????????????

*breath in... and out...*
my favorite scary movie is still the cell with jlo (gag) but it was a real good movie that freaked me out til this day.

whats yours?

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